serious – person

Like a good friend of mine said the other day: “This will only be weird if we make it, so let’s just leave it at that…

Like clock work! It’s 5-ish in the morning after* and I am awake again! Before the sun. You know what I realized just now though? Even the Sun get’s lazy at times. You know, we don’t notice it and he’s very sly about himself too! He starts gettin up later and later in such small increments that we all, like the proverbial frog in the pot, never jumps out, or up, to say: “Listen buddy turn that heat back down!”

Or back up in this case!

Enter the slyness #2. See not only does “he” start gettin up later and later, he fools us into thinking that he is constant. So here’s the sun: “Hey earth people i’m here for you. You can count on me!” But can we? I don’t know about you but I fall i to this trap every year! One moment it’s “I’m here for you and then it starts fading, getting softer and softer. You convince yourself it’s “him” lowering his voice(dropping the “‘s now) to a reasuring whisper. HELLO!!! Mean time it’s him leaving! Going farther and farther away each day, eventually leaving us cold miserable and frustrated that we alowed him so close to our hearts(skins) and enjoyed him so much believing that, he’s here for us!?

EISH!! We’re all like frogs in his pot! only we should scream, turn the heat back on buddy!!! Get rid of ur lazy-ish-ness and BE here for us…
Please don’t leave and let winter come!!! Please…
Like that’s gonna change his mind!

off course all the winter people are going “shut up you heat freak” Well i say You shut up, join the winter/summer people blogs. Not our topic here! hello…

Any way, so you’re probably still agonising about the “morning after thing”, and you haven’t been REALLY taking in a word i’m saying. You know you should pay more attention! Like spotting the sun’s lazy-later-ish-ness each morning! Off course if you’re not a morning person, which i’ve now established that I’m not, (Attention… i’m a 5am-ish person, because just now I’ll clock out again and sleep till 7:30 and then really have a hard time getting up) you wouldn’t be able to catch the sun in his craftyness! Your “bad” – all you lazy as the sun kind off folks out there! (Now there’s a new comparison for you) Because like me in the previous 30 years of my life (Not a joke…close your mouth) you are still snoozing right now! Eish-Morning after- focus! enough with the rabbit trails! Wait is that a squirrel on my lawn…

Morning after – Noticed the little*? I mean, that should have put u at ease that I was going to get into that sometime, and that you could just sit back and enjoy some healthy info about the sun, come-on!

So morning after what? Lemme see:
1. My first review of me being a morning person
2. consequent first blog about it
3. First day after loosing mind (I got slaughtered yesterday, no more wisdoms here)
4. Realizing vampires are demons – cause no human can “aquire” a taste for blood no matter how much u have – believe my i’m having plenty
5. Sleeping just short of a whole day yester day, watching a movie, kuier with my “keepers” (Remember i’m home alone – wife’s at the beach) going to bed with ice around my entire head, falling asleep almost instantly AND STILL WAKING UP AT 5am-ish!!!!!
That’s what morning-after it is!

Now please go back and read about the sun’s sneaky-ness again! It might just save ur job or something…

clocking out again, 6:29am, way passed my re-bed time…