serious – person

I’m a serious person, seriously. I push life to its limits. Sometimes when Life gets on its nerves with me and start pushing back I get a real slap in the face,
sucker punch on the jaw or whatever…

Recently i took such a hit, it knocked all 4 of my wisdoms out at once! Seriously! I have the holes and stitchesstill to prove it. Which is gross cause it’s like stitches, but in you mouth around raw flesh wounds…

Anyway, when life gives you some pushback, instead of getting all wet-eyed about it, you should go sit behind your desk take out a slab of paper and a pen (iphone) and start taking notes (learning) cause you’ve just been sent on a company-expense skill upgrade course! And ol’ Life here, she’s gonna teach you a few lessons (told you i’m a serious person)

So as i’m sitting behind my desk, up comes the assignment:

Take a long hard look at the last few months weeks(whatever) and write down in no less and no more… you know the drill…

So here’s what I learnt!

Push-back, sucker punches, face slaps whatever you want to call’em, hurt and that’s ‘h’ ‘u’ ‘r’ ‘t’ with a capital ‘F’, cause now my whole face hurts and i can’t sleep! And laughing is exactly what the docter warned you against…of course i have no problem with this cause i’m a serious person, i don’t do laugh! except when i visit adam sandler, which i did last night…

Secon thing a learnt:
A week after I got my sense knocked out of me and lost all four wisdom teeth I step on the scale as I do once every month, you know just to make sure the six pack stays a rippin… and low and behold I weigh like 5kg’s less than before Mama-life gathered me under her loving wings!

I was blown away! I just couldn’t believe those teeth actualy weighed that much! I mean they told me
before, wisdoms are big teeth with long roots but come on this is serious-er! That’s like more than 1kg per tooth! That’s serious weight we carry around! If they’d put it to me like that then, I’d had them removed ages ago! (great tip for knocking off 5kg’s by the way)

Soon I’ll be walking around with my head in the clouds – light headed! Off course after you loose those wisdoms you first have to descend to hell and fight the tooth-demon(choke) fairy! And headaches like lightning bolts from all the sudden relief from carrying all that weight on your jaws the whole time.

Eish it’s tuff to get used to all the energy you suddenly have!
Like apparently you now only need 3 hrs sleep at night and then you’re awoken either to fight that pain fairy or the head demon in a very lucid surreal light headedness kind of dream reality thing!

So seriously now, I’m a serious person!

I seriously don’t want to be awake now at 1am, cause that makes me a 1am person, which i’m not, SP!!!!!

I seriously don’t want to fight dairymons anymore! fly away! I’m not giving up any more teeth

I seriously have a lot to do just now when the real world starts

And seriously i’m so over custard, ice cream and yogurt

Eish, now i’m hungry

HSP